Secret Hitler Print & Play

 
Just a quickie, if anyone wants to download and print and play the NoBoG customised Secret Hitler Print & Play then you can grab it right here.

This version features enlarged article cards to standardise all cards in the game to US poker size - and make sleeving a whole heap more straight forward - and Not Hitler status cards ( missing from the original print and play version ).

If you want to see the original official version then you can grab that here along with the print and play rules.

The Case of the Hopeless Investigators

What a week ! This was the week that saw us suddenly and unexpectedly punch through the previous attendee record of 59 all the way up to 68, which at its busiest point was just almost every single table in the house bar one filled ( even the coffee table got a look in for our Watson and Holmes game ). We also had the pleasure of now irregular attendee Mr Bond turning up, and even more irregular attendee Andy - both of whom have done their stint as NoBlog writers. Bondy put forth the theory that it was so busy this week because everyone had turned up to see him, possibly, possibly.

Hamsterolles second outing of the evening

We also had other irregulars in the house, Lauren and Andrew got to play Hamsterolle with a couple of new to gaming people that happened to walk in and showing too much interest in the games going on I whisked them away to try it for themselves. I figured you can't go wrong with a bit of Hamsterolle. I never saw the walk ins again after this. Not sure if they escaped after Hamsterolle or were bundled into the back to become One Of Us, One Of Us, One Of Us. Possibly via Lewis' NoBoG Cthulu Cult.

Anyway. Summary. Busy.

By this time I should have learned. When I say something innocent like "ha, next ridiculous thing you'll know people will want to play Game of Thrones down the pub" this inspires everyone to actually go and do that ridiculous thing and before you know it Game of Thrones becomes a semi regular thing ( with optional throw pint over board mechanic ). Last week I briefly mentioned the idea of both Risk and Monopoly showing up at the Tun as a sign of the end times.

Don't panic. It's only an apocalyptic Pandemic.

Which of course meant that Risk and Monopoly then promptly turned up at the Tun this week. Newcomer Sean was proud to have a beat up copy of Monopoly ready to play ( complete I think with correct connoisseur levels of sellotape holding the box together ), which on asking about he started to disown and say it was a joke or possibly a penalty for anyone losing a game - play Monopoly. Ha. A likely story. I told him NoBoG was a Safe Place and he was free to come out of the closet and admit he liked Monopoly and wanted to play it. No judgements here. Hi. My name is Sean. And I am a Monopolian. 'Nuff said.

Three simultaneous games of Pandemic went down this week. I even think that one of them might have been the latest sexy hotness of Pandemic Legacy - the game that is Pandemic, but features the whole narrative, card ripping up, ever changing rules that is part of the Legacy charm.

Codenames - I'm hanging from the ceiling
Tom Cruise style for this shot

We also had a gaggle of codenames games going on towards the end of the evening, with each group telling tales of appalling clues and appalling guesses. If you've never played Codenames, it's a fairly quick filler game that splits into two teams, with a spymaster for each team attempting to give out clues that allow the rest of their team to correctly guess which currently laid out named cards they need to point out.

Our own table featured its share of woes with the - by now highly suspect - spy master of James giving us a clue of watery, and yet failing our guess of Pool. His defence was that he read Pool and thought of the game and not the swimming variety. I can't remember which way round it was, but he also failed either Tap or Washer for the watery clue as well. D'oh.

The self labelled super group - Team Ginger, mere moments
before they crashed and burned the first time and proved once
and for all they are not the master race.
Left to Right - Hal, Bondy, Luke, Andy, Dean.
Incidentally Hal wears the face of a spy master that is
NOT enjoying the pressure. The rest of
Team Ginger don't seem to be trying too hard.

Despite this, we pulled a win out of the bag somehow, and then went onto win again against the self described Team Ginger as they crashed and burned under the pressure for a second time and picked the instant game losing Assassin card with the ( somewhat cheaty ) clue of James Bond. Agent was the assassin card. Dean - spy master of this travesty - threw up the excuse that he hadn't seen Agent was an option. For the record, ahem, I went 4 wins to zero losses at Codenames including a successful stint as spy master and putting up with James as spy master for one round ( surely a handicap ). I ended up the only one at table with a perfect record. Yes, you may now bask in my awesomeness. This and my epic whitewash wins of spyfall last week mean I am now considering taking up a career related to spying. Or at least talking shit across a table with cards involved. Same difference right ?

Only one copy of Champions of Midgard on offer this week. Which caused not a few people to have to go without playing CoM - there were more players than player spots. I blame Ewan. Who wasn't there. So we were one copy of CoM down.

David and Co. battled further in their once a fortnight ongoing Imperial Assault campaign and James returned for a second week running to play first Acquire then Hamsterolle. Clearly a pairing of games that was so good, he had to do it all again the next week ( which to be fair, they are both solid and fun ).

I got to play the new game Watson and Holmes - incidentally my NoBoG secret santa gift - which is a mechanically simple deduction game running through a narrative of a Sherlock Holmes type mystery. The game is a competitive one - with each player attempting to solve the case before everyone else - and each player having a unique character with their own subtle powers to alter how the game is played.

Watson & Holmes on the coffee table. Tim got to play a dog.
Who for a dog was surprisingly talkative and something of a dick.
When he kept on preventing people getting to locations.

The main thrust of the game comes down to reading the narrative found at any of the dozen or so case locations and piecing together the relevant information within, whilst also out maneuvering or outright dicking with your fellow investigators by beating them to a location or preventing them from accessing an important location altogether. Sending Watson along with another player also gives them the rather unwelcome effect that they then have to read out their location to everyone at table - thus giving everyone else the benefit of their personal investigation ( and potentially then putting them a step behind everyone else ).

The game doesn't hold your hand too much - and you will need to sift through the narrative text to reduce the important facts within - it's not going to point them out to you. But the clues seem nicely balanced in that they don't feel entirely obvious and therefore you get satisfaction in working them out, and also are not so obscure that you feel like you're beating your head against a wall.

A once playthrough style game, when you've tackled one of the cases in Watson and Holmes you can't tackle it again as you already know the unique information for that particular case, but the game does ship with over a dozen cases ready to burn through. The cases range in difficulty from easy to hard, and because they are uniquely scripted can get up to all manner of clever tricks like changing what it is you need to investigate half way through the case ( in our case an apparent suicide became a murder ).

I wasn't too sure this game would hold up that well prior to playing in a group, but having now played it with five players the game is great and offers something of a streamlined Holmesian experience of other games that have come before it. This is also a surprisingly social kind of game despite the secrecy and gathering of clues in - somewhat - isolation to everyone else that is really pushed to the fore when someone gets blabber mouth Watson dumped on them and they have to read their location out to everyone. A certain amount of oneupmanship, knowing looks, bluff and race tension does creep into the whole affair and it works very nicely indeed. This would be an ideal game to have a more chilled gaming session for a group of non hardcore gamers that want something to think about, as well as appealing to your average gamer that likes a bit of deduction. I could well see this game doing fairly well at some dinner party type affair with the right crowd of people - particularly collaborating couples ( the game caters for 7 people ( or teams ), and because of the way the simultaneous gameplay works there is just about no downtime for any player ).

Our game featured epic fails by all but the very last investigator to knock on 221B Baker Street with the solution. One after another each of us gave our solution to Holmes only to find out, no, you got it wrong, please go and kill yourself - most of these accompanied by the cackling of Dean who had first offered a solution and come oh so close but not close enough to win. Dean further ventured the opinion that Holmes by the end was just slamming the door shut on every wrong answer from the procession of clowns turning up at his apartments. In the end Bondy with the luxury of four failed guesses before him managed to nail the conclusion after some epic wrong footing of my own investigation.

Wiz War, stroll around and fireball your enemies.

What else was going on. Wiz War was present - this is something of a real long in the tooth game ( originally published in 1983 ) that has seen many a reprint in the intervening years and has players running around as wizards trying to do their opposite number in, in something of an old school fantasy style FPS death match - with a bit of treasure stealing thrown in. It's been a good few years since I've played this, but it's quite fun - and for me this and the much later Dungeon Twister get mangled in my head into some multi armed octopus of a game ( they feel quite similar to me ) - but Wiz War is for my money the better streamlined game.

Notre Dame - Not. Rah. Duhm for this side of the pond.
Note Err Daym for the other side of the pond. Colonials. Pfft.

Stu - official guardian of all that is Properly Old School Euro, or might in future be deemed Properly Old School Euro - was also in the house along with Tom and both were playing amongst other things the classic Euro of Notre Dame. Keeping it real with the multi award nominated and Spiel des Jahres nominated gaming.

This week coming we have the delight of the local press in attendance at the Mash Tun. The editor has decided that it would be nice to do a feature on Norwich Board Gamers and to that end is sending out a journalist and photographer in tow to interview those in the know about what goes on, and chat to a few of the attendees. If and when the article shows up online, I'll stick a link to it, lurkers can read the official piece and gawp in amazed lurkerness at what they're missing, and attendees can check to see if their beautiful faces and epic strategising made it to print and nationwide ( or at the very least region wide ) fame.

James is keen to have the press guys actually join in on some boardgaming fun - but I suspect they will be time pressured and focused on doing a job as opposed to playing some (excruciating) 3 hour game of Terra Mystica. Possibly the order of the day would be some nice, quick, accessible social type game - so if someone with a notepad and trilby turns up and hovers by you ( that's what journalists look like right ? ) consider offering them a turn of cash n guns / resistance / werewolf / mafia de cuba / spy fall / codenames et al.


The Gallery. Monika saves my bacon this week and takes some pictures I failed to get round to. Thank you Model 14 ( Monika's cylon designator ).

Terra Mystica. Strong showing for current second most popular game at NoBoG

Epic spell duel war thingies.

Imperial Assault. These are your rebel heroes. They seem awful casual for Rebel Heroes. Not even a decent cosplay in sight.
David at the back plots his nefarious Empire shenanigans.

Great shot of Pandemic - James gazes in adoration at something Voitek is showing him. A disease cube probably.

Champions of Midgard. Elliot attempts a blue steel look. Fails. That's a rubbish blue steel.

Moar pandemic. The Tun was lousy with infections this week.

Give us a kiss handsome !

Champions of Midgard !

It seems that the prediction that Champions of Midgard would be the hot NoBoG favourite for 2016 was well warranted. By my measure it has been played every single week since before Christmas - often with two simultaneous copies at once, and it seems to have done a number on the previously well played Lords of Waterdeep. Lords of Waterdeep has been taken around the back, knifed in the dark, and left to bleed out in favour of the new pretender Champions of Midgard. Is it surprising then to see Ewan was hawking his copy of Lords of Waterdeep just recently then ? The King is dead. Long live the King. Personally I don't see what all the fuss is about. But. According to NoBoG, Champions of Midgard is a game you should be playing. ( That and Terra Mystica which is having something of a revival at NoBoG ).

Spirits of the Rice Paddy - beautifully minimalistic

So new games. We've seen Spirits of the Rice Paddy, a delightfully eurotastic game of managing your own little farm of rice paddies, tending fields, managing water and trying to scrape as many points / rice crops in as possible. The game is aesthetically pleasing with its Eastern inspired artwork and has a certain amount of building satisfaction as you manage your own simple little farm - it's definitely scratching the whole sim / building / settlement management malarkey itch. It has a couple of very nice mechanics in it that really suit the theme of the game well - water is a crucial resource for growing rice, but the supply of the wet stuff passes through each player in turn, and if the player before you uses it all up, well, tough luck sonny, no water ( or rice growing ) for you ! Turn order - and the order you receive water - can therefore be crucial in low rain turns, and this is balanced nicely amongst a card drafting system that sees higher powered cards penalised with a slower turn order. Lovely.

Spirits of the Rice Paddy - all four farms on show

A nice little euro game definitely worthy of taking a look at if you are into your more purer Euro games. On the other hand, the game is not beyond a few criticisms. Like some Euros player interaction is low if not downright feeble, and the game can almost be said to be a multiplayer solitaire. Whilst there is RNG in the game regarding how much rain you can receive, what card capabilities you draft and can score and so on, the game seems as though its highly open to being solved, which is to say, after you've played it half a dozen times you likely have a good recipe for ultimate efficiency, barring a wrinkle or too. Games like Agricola avoid a good deal of this by having a very communal action space selection which has huge impacts on what you can do and when, and other good examples in Euro space adopt a similar high interaction space somewhere. At most what you'll be doing in Spirits is judging your turn order and having a limited impact on how much water the next person gets - leaving players to by and large come up with their perfect plans in isolation to what everyone else is doing. The game is also very simplistic in terms of management - there isn't a whole heap to keep track of here, build a field, keep it clear of weeds and pests. Timing of when to plant, when to harvest is crucial but to be honest it falls out fairly by the numbers and isn't tricky to get right, doubly so if you've played it before I suspect. Finally, the RNG whilst limited does have a few rough spots - some card capabilities despite being balanced by their turn order weight feel very powerful compared to others. I'm not convinced the balancing is right - and astute players may end up grabbing the more powerful cards away to secure their victory. Nevertheless, it's a cool Euro overall and I'm being harsh in my criticisms.

Posthuman - an explosion of bits in this wasteland wanderer

Other new games. Posthuman made it to table, this is a recent kickstarter release set in some post apocalypse nonsense that has each player set out on a journey to get across the ravaged lands to the safety of The Citadel. If you've ever seen The Walking Dead or anything based upon that kind of journey through a post apocalyptic wasteland full of dangers, then you'll know exactly the kind of trope that Posthuman is aiming at. Players get to play a unique character with a handful of stats for shooting, melee, intelligence and so on, and on their journies they can pick up equipment and even followers to help them on their way. The journey is represented by a modular tile placement system which depicts a variety of terrain, mountains, urban, forests, plains, with each containing different routes in and out and a series of encounters. Encounters are generated from one of several decks and offer a great deal of variety - from out and out combat encounters with various mutants, nutters and pirates, to more touchy feely encounters with orphans, hungry travellers or amorous mutants... yes, amorous mutants. The game has a very narrative feel because of this, and it really does feel at times like you are playing some board game version of several episodes the walking dead - but no zombies, only mutants.

In one instance I encountered a ferryman I could attack or just pay off - so I paid him off with food, only to land on the other side of the river and encounter an orphanage with a bunch of wastrel hungry children.

Posthuman - I turn mutant, and soon bring Pete with me too.

Richard IV on the other hand was approached by the aforementioned amorous mutant - who according to the encounter wasn't too badly mutated. She just wanted a kiss and a cuddle, and the encounter allowed Richard to "improve his morale by 1" for a quick tumble but at the cost of picking up a mutation card - mutant syphilis one imagines - or denying the advances of the mutant entirely. Richard wasn't having any of it, rebuffed the poor lady and cut her head off. Rather a harsh reprimand for asking for a kiss in my opinion. But no mutant syphilis. Richard IV was also rather horrified at what the event called mildly mutated, as the eventual mutant drawn had the head of a mange infested dog. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but really, I'm not sure what kind of beholder has the hots for a mange infested dog headed lady with mutant syphilis.

One of the critical features of the game is that of the mutant scar system. Fail too many times at your tasks - or get into too many tight scrapes, and you'll have picked up a critical number of mutations on your journey. Once too many have been picked up you revert over to Team Mutant, and instead of trying to reach The Citadel to win, you switch over to trying to stop everyone else from getting to the Citadel. The game changes abruptly in tone for mutant players as they ditch all their old gear, and start drawing from a Mutant deck of capabilities instead. Pete commented that the whole thing was a thinly veiled elimination mechanism, and was just a way to avoid people sitting out the game. Which is fair enough, on the other hand, I've certainly heard many a time people lament the fact they couldn't actually get infected in something like Dark Moon and go over to Team Infected half way through the game, or in other traitor type games switch sides and go to the dark side. It seems that Posthuman has a mechanism to do exactly that - whether you think its just an elimination mechanism or not perhaps depends on your sensibilities. Personally, I rather like you can flip over to Team Mutant.

Posthuman in the end is a fabulously narrative stroll through the post apocalypse that oozes theme. Criticisms of it are that it runs too long for what it is ( 3 hours or so with 3 players which ironically is probably the longest number of players ) - it has to be said it runs fastest with pairs of players - as you can team off and do encounters for each other - and you can also play a shorter variant that makes the route have less steps. So it seems the designer kind of knew that it can run long. It also has a crap ton of bits. Usually I am quite crap ton of bits averse. If a game has a dozen different decks of cards and this that and the other I get tired of it in 5 minutes flat. There are notable exceptions for me - I like Arkham Horror, I like Caverna and all those crap heavy euro games. For some reason Posthuman didn't tickle my crap ton of bits aversion here. But it is rather bits heavy. The game also has limited player interaction. You can trade with your fellow players, even help them out with skills on occasion. But by and large you are generating your own map, making your own journey. However, the narrative is definitely shared and its entertaining just to listen to other peoples stories - and in the case of going Team Mutant, then you very much get to mess with people directly. You could make the case that a game like Posthuman is not really that kind of interactive game. It's a narrative game of different threads where you are in a race to finish your story first.

Overall, I dunno. Posthuman has a lovely narrative. It runs long. It's fiddly to setup. It's something of a - mitigated - RNG fest. If you love your walking dead, and fancy a romp through the wasteland, then this game banged out to table once in a while really is the thing. And. I can't really think of too many games - if any - that do what it's doing. It's pretty unique.

Zombie Tower 3d. In case you missed it was 3d. It's in the title

What else. This latest week saw a so new it hurts Zombie game turn up to NoBoG - Zombie Tower 3d, which as the name might suggest is very 3d, and somewhat tower-y. The game with its 3d approach offers a fairly rare mechanic in allowing players to only see the game state that they can physically see from their playing position - so half, a third or a quarter of the tower at a time ( no, not like Battleships. You've sunk my zombie ! ). A co-operative game players must communicate about what's going on in their part of the tower in order to equip themselves, explore, rescue survivors and evacuate the zombie infested tower. As I watched this game unfold for some reason I was consistently reminded of the old school family game Downfall where each player could only see their side of a shared playspace. The setup of Zombie Tower 3d sounds intriguing, and if done right could be a great game experience - I'd like to give this a go to see if the design is up to the task or whether its just a bit of a gimmick game with no substance. Regardless of that, you can't deny that the game is distinct and a real treat to look at.

Star Wars Risk - It's Risk Jim, but not as we know it. Wait.
Wrong fan base ! This is not the Risk you're looking for ?

We've also had some not entirely new but never seen before games down at NoBoG - amongst other things Star Wars Risk, which I am assured puts enough extra sauce on the Risk recipe to make it something a little different and interesting. I can't remember who, possibly Sam, threatened to bring Monopoly along next week on the offchance we could have a Risk / Monopoly session going on and so bring forth the board gaming apocalypse of mediocrity. Although I feel that's rather harsh on Risk - particularly the funky - cough legacy - variants. I'm famous for almost winning a campaign of Risk Legacy before all the other players realising a campaign win was impossible for them collectively gave up in a huff and refused to finish the series and give me my inevitable win. Unsportsmanlike I say. You know who you are !

Elementary my dear Watson. The case of the Catalans.

Hal also brought along one of his eclectic games, this time in the form of 1714 : The Case of the Catalans. Which to be frank sounds like it could either be some Sherlock Holmes story, some history coursework book or a dry National Geographic TV episode. Hal assured me however that the game was a wargame ( Luke - this is not a wargame ! Hal - it's kind of a wargame ! ) where everyone plays on the same side - but are actually competing for the best haul of crap from the war. Crap in this case amounting to peace concessions and other such lovely things. Joking aside the game sounded intriguing - I suspect it's not to everyones tastes ( 1714 : The Case of the Catalans is hardly in the same bells and whistles category as say, King of Tokyo ).

Powergrid. Is this old enough to be oldschool now ?

Elsewise we have had the smattering of smorgasbord - from Stu keeping up the Euro side of things with games like Powergrid, and delving into the newer with Machi Koro and Splendor, to Lewis and his never ending game of Cauldron that went on and on and on and on. Adam and Mel assured me it was fun and interesting, but I could see the eyes twitch, and the following week the PTSD had set in and they confirmed it was good, but they didn't want to play it again any time soon thankyouverymuch.

Lewis seems to be making repeated efforts at taking relatively simple games and then playing them until everyones eyes have glazed over, drool has started to dribble onto the board and so much time has passed that Cthulu has kicked off the end times and is approaching in all his wet flippy floppy feet glory - a phenomenon I like to call Christmas Monopoly Syndrome.

Cauldron. Running Long.

Be it Cauldron, Munchkin, Munchkin Smash Up or some other Cthulian conceived end times ritual that is masquerading as a simple board game, Lewis is there playing them all the while bemoaning he never has time to play the fun social filler games at the end of the evening. I suspect Lewis is actually a Cthulu cultist that has infiltrated NoBoG and is seeking to awaken his master in Norwich, possibly the Mash Tun, on a Tuesday, around 10.30pm. If you feel an itching sensation behind your eyeballs at that time of night, my advice is to quickly exit the pub - Lewis has either transformed into Cthulu, or it's the positively shocking chinese plastic fumes from Pete's Cthulu wars miniatures - either one of which is likely to do irrevocable damage to your person.

Talking of fillers, we have of course had a whole bevy of social filler type games, Spyfall, Codenames, Resistance, Mafia de Cuba et al - most of which I missed, except Spyfall, which I won three times in succession as spy. Awwww yeah. Sociopathic lying capability and quick fire imaginative bullshit response. I haz it.

Mash Tun news. So Charlotte has been chatting to me about the pub pushing their upper room into a more functional state. Apparently it has now been cleared out and they are already holding some functions up there, but Charlotte was putting forward a business plan to get the bar sorted out up there and a few more things put in place. As far as we are concerned this means that the available space at the Mash Tun has increased and in future it might even be something that we could have a floor all to ourselves - depending on the situation in hand. Regardless of what the outcome is it seems the Tun has plenty of room for us.

Numbers wise we seem to be going through random fits and starts. Mid 30's are the order of the day so far, with a peak of 50 in the second week of January. Does it make any sense ? No. Do NoBoGers come and go at will like a herd of cats ? Yes.

Also, whilst I am here, for those that have made it to the bottom ( well done ! ), Mr Bond is handing in his keys for the NoBoG twitter account. Should you feel you have the mettle for being - one of - the faceless goblin(s) behind the official NoBoG twitter propaganda and comedy feed then come talk to me and note your interest !

Also also. Would anyone care for a NoBoG podcast. A NoBoG Vlog ? Yes ? No ? The apathy ! Would you like say, oh I don't know, a 15 minute ramble with guests and humour and discussions about what was played, what games are good, why we should never play Munchkin and that kind of thing, all from a very Norwich perspective. Or do you not care for such things - why bother, I already listen to X.

As ever the gallery. Gawp at the pretty pictures.

Moar Champions of Midgard. Expect a lot of pictures of this !

Sechs Nimmt. Six Qui Prend. Category 5. It's the cow game.

No prizes for guessing this.

Blood Rage. Also getting quite fancied at NoBoG.

Yes. This Game. Again.

Hamsteroller. I tanked both games of this. Oh the shame.

Thanks to Mel for catching the action.

Properly old school classic Acquire. Still stands the test of time.

An empty table. It's the quality of the photography you come here for. I know.

Dead of Winter. Still popular. Still being played.

Kemet

Settlers, Egyptian style.

Cauldron. Mel has started to drool by this point as the Cthulian incantation reaches its peak.

Ah yes. Could it be. Champions of Midgard again ?

More Dead of Winter.

More Blood Rage.

Poor Ticket to Ride hardly gets a look in these days !

Splendid Splendor. Some hate it. Some love it. On reflection it seems alright to me !

A quick game of Hansa Teutonica squeezed in. I sat in for Tom when he left. I think he left mainly out of embarassment at his lack of scoring !

The marvellous Machi Koro

Sam leads the NoBoG prayer group. Or possibly a werewolf setup going on.

Everyone dives in after three Amens and a fuck you werewolf !

Cmon. More Champions of Midgard. NoBoG will soon be renamed the Champions of Midgard Player Group.

Terra Mystica

Munchkin. This ran long. Surprise !

Some Dick Turpin game. Looked intriguing. And never seen before. Failed to get info. Pfah !